Bud Gets It’s Own Kingdom
Obviously there is some payola going on. Representative Curt “Show me the Money” Dougherty has launched an effort to get Budweiser named the official state beer of Missouri. Will he next lobby for Slim Jims to be named the official beef stick snack of Missouri? Or will the Armour Vienna Sausage contingent try to defeat that? And what about the Airstream folk? Will he step up for them and get them named the official state Mobile Home? Read it to believe it…
This Chick Can’t Hold Her Beer
If you’re going to drink, be responsible about it. Especially if you’re 4 years old. Christine Aaron, my nominee for Mother of the Year, passed out or fell asleep leaving an open beer within reach of the kid. Little girl Aaron couldn’t stand to see the dead soldier, so she drank it. Mom fussed at her and then took her to school. Police say they have reason to believe this isn’t the first time. No? Then why didn’t they do something before. This entire community needs to be spayed and neutered before they reproduce again. You be the judge…
Yes, He Really Is That Stupid
Matthew McConaughey is best known for not wearing a shirt. Which apparently is more valued than his acting, as you hear about that far less. Now he’s showing he’s even dumber than you thought, plus it runs in the family. This dipstick wants to name his unborn kid after his brew of choice, just like his equally stupid brother, who actually did this. You can’t make this up…
